Point & Counterpoint: Women

And finally, in our time a beard is the one thing a woman cannot do better than a man, or if she can her success is assured only in a circus.

-- John Steinbeck, Travels with Charley

The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she's pretty and to someone else if she's plain.

-- Miramax's The Importance of Being Earnest