blog (June, 2002)
Point & Counterpoint: Women
And finally, in our time a beard is the one thing a woman cannot do better than a man, or if she can her success is assured only in a circus.
-- John Steinbeck, Travels with Charley
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she's pretty and to someone else if she's plain.
-- Miramax's The Importance of Being Earnest