union of the state

I only survived about 3 minutes of the State of the Union Address tonight, (here's some history for ya.) All I could think of was how thrilling it would be to arm myself with two cans of silly string and crash the party. I probably wouldn't get very far, though, so I have a backup plan - I'm not going to tell you the details, but it involves donning a Janet Reno disguise and parading the isles selling hairpieces from a cotton-candy cart.

Hit-And-Miss-Linkness: the world's longest tongue, why the Muslims misjudged us, mom's new and exciting adventures in online auctioning, my track workouts for this week, a slick 404 Error page from wddg.com, cleavage creations for crossdressers, heh... out with a bang.